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"BRUH

-WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

(Source: isnowfairy)

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"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

-"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)

(Source: escapedgoat)

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toasternudel:

logging on to tumblr on november 1stimage

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unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a god damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

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cooolasssluusshhh:

verticalism:

womanfeedme:

stunningpicture:

Very clear water.

This fucked me up

tropical

Really fucked me up

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

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iverbz:

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

(Source: girlslug)

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